When You Feel That Ace Again

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is a 1995 Warner Bros. comedy film about Detective Ace Ventura, who specializes in cases involving animals. It is the sequel to the 1994 film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He is sent to the African country of Nibia to investigate the disappearance of a noted bat.

Directed by Steve Oedekerk. Written by Jack Bernstein and Steve Oedekerk. It was shot in South Carolina, Texas and British Columbia, Canada.

Dialogue [edit]

Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?

Abbott: Take mine. [gives Ace his own]

Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to attain!!!

Abbott: That's okay, I don't similar information technology anymore. Really.

Ace Ventura: In the light of this personal sacrifice yous've made... I have no selection... but to take the case.

Abbott: Swell! I'll go tell the others.

Ace Ventura: Master! ... Break information technology to them gently.

[Moments subsequently some monks pop open up a glass bottle of champagne and pour information technology in glasses. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they come across the monks dancing in jubilation, a ringlet of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]

Ace Ventura: I've never seen them deed similar that earlier. Deprival tin can be an ugly thing.

Fulton Greenwall: Well, we should get, Mr. Ventura. I've arranged a plane.

Ace Ventura: I'll run into yous at the bottom. There'south still one more thing I must do before I get.

[scene cuts to slinky going downward the Egyptian stairs]

Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! It's gonna be some kind of a tape! [singing] 'Everyone loves a Slinky!' 'You gotta get a Slinky!' 'Slinky, Slinky!' 'Go, Slinky! Get!'

[slinky goes down to the final footstep]

Ace Ventura: Ohhhhhhh, MAAAAAAN! Tin can yous believe it?! It was right there! Can I practise information technology one more time?

Fulton Greenwall: Please forgive me, sir, simply if nosotros don't bustle at present, nosotros might miss the plane.

Ace Ventura: Of course. How selfish of me. Permit'due south practise all the things that... you wanna practise.

---

[at a diplomatic role inside the British consulate in Nibia, later noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]

Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy yous some fluffy new slippers, fabricated from the heads of innocent and defenseless babe seals!

The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man?

Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey...[whispering] thanks for the free parking.

Pompous woman: Some other activist, McGuire.

The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes... [bossy laugh]

Ace: [imitating him] Activist, aye, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!

Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing incorrect with enjoying the fruits of nature. Y'all should try it former.

Ace: Alrighty then! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, so drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman'southward fur wrap] Yous know something? Y'all're right! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the human, making his jaw movement] Practise non pass get! Do not collect 200 dollars! [hands him dorsum to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.

---

Ace Ventura: [inspects the Peachy White Bat'southward sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious abode for a filthy flying weasel. [starts to climb up on the altar, merely rapidly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]

Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! That is sacred ground! I'm distressing, but just the Wachati are immune to step in that location.

Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his pharynx] Hey... take it easy. I'one thousand the loogie guy, remember? [the Principal puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Principal isn't looking]

Fulton Greenwall: Err, yes, yes, Master, thanks. Thank you. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the union of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will come across their decease!

Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking virtually here?

Fulton Greenwall: The great white bat, of course.

Ace Ventura: Crepuscular chiroptera?!

Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives... Shikaka.

[Natives kneel in respect of the proper name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes discover of this]

Ace Ventura: Shikaka? [they kneel again] Shikaka! [they kneel once more than; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name correct] Ahhh! Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". CHI-CA-Go! [Master kneels] You're outta at that place! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, become on. [the Chief leaves the hut]

---

Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely.

Ouda: Information technology'southward made from guano.

Ace Ventura: Guano. Sounds and so familiar. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the lesser of the bowl]

Fulton Greenwall: Bat debris.

[Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]

Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they utilise it to brand many things in the village.

Ace Ventura: ... Yummy!

---

[Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]

Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace!

Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." [The Wachootoo expect suspicious]

Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help just observe the "equinsu ocha" part. Did y'all just refer to me as "White Devil"?

Ouda: This how they know you.

Ace: Exit that part out from now on! [to Wachootoo] I stand for the princess!

Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." [tribesmen look confused; one boyfriend eyes Ace with interest]

Ace: War is hell. The last thing we want... is a fight!

Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you practise non die."

Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky!

---

[Ace is pontificating near the Shikaka abduction and any motives]

Ace Ventura: Think! Someone wants these two tribes to destroy each other. There must exist something valuable in this equation. Peradventure nosotros should meditate upon it, Fasten. For it is said that when seeking answers, ane must quiet the soul in social club to hear them. [sits downward crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of cracking value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? All righty, then. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]

Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Y'all're back?

Ace: Yous tin dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing 1. I'thousand here on business organisation, and time is of the essence.

Monk: Very well. What answer practise y'all seek?

Ace: I demand to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.

Monk: The medallion will pb y'all to the answer. You practise however accept the medallion, don't you?

Ace: Medallion? Why... surely! I left it back, uhh, with my body.

Monk: Your aureola is weakening.

Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A Cave! What do yous want from me?! What are you lot? Mr. Perfect?! Y'all wanna know where information technology is? It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of... [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his optics] Guano! They have guano!

---

[Having discovered Cadby'south scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. As he enters the primary room, he stamps his foot on the flooring to go Cadby's attending]

Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. You want your money?

Ace Ventura: Wrong once more, Sweeney Toad! I've come for the sacred bat. Where is information technology?!

Vincent Cadby: Please. Whatsoever tin can yous mean?

Ace Ventura: Guano! Hello! Does "poop" band a bong? [takes out a volume and reads from it] "Guano: mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the globe'due south supply of fertilizer, a ane.4 billion dollar industry." [closes the book] THAT'southward what this war is all nearly! You tin't legally have possession of the caves as long every bit the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it!

Fulton Greenwall: Just sir, I thought that...

Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Yes, thank you, Fulton... [dorsum to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura... What has it got to do with me?

Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never enquire! [sucks in air, and then starts talking rapidly] The twenty-four hours I met you lot, at that place was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance exterior the hut where the bat was kept, and all of a sudden it striking me: the great white bat has groovy white guano! That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! ...Allow me run that back for ya. [steps back while talking backwards, every bit if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the chafe ON YOUR PALM! DAMN I'One thousand Skilful! [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Huh?! Tin can you feel it, Captain Compost?! The day of redemption is at hand!!! REPENT... And g shall be saved.

---

[The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior become married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]

Fulton Greenwall: They will now complete the marriage in the witness of the tribe. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well washed, Ace. You must be extremely proud.

Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. I must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. [all of a sudden sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What'southward that he'due south proverb?

Fulton Greenwall: I remember he'southward saying she's non a virgin. [looks pointedly at Ace]

Ace Ventura: ... They can tell that?!

[both Wachati and Wachootoo hunt Ace through the jungle]

Taglines [edit]

• Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Ace Ventura, not even a second.
• New Animals. New Adventures. Same Hair.
• The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. A place where there exists a remainder between nature and homo. So aboriginal, and then sacred, no man would dare to disturb information technology. No homo but Ace Ventura.

Bandage [edit]

• Jim Carrey- Ace Ventura
• Ian McNeice- Fulton Greenwall
• Simon Callow- Vincent Cadby
• Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje- Hitu
• Bob Gunton- Burton Quinn
• Maynard Eziashi - Ouda
• Sophie Okonedo- The Wachati Princess
• Tommy Davidson- The Tiny Warrior
• Sam Motoana Phillips - Wachootoo Chief
• Arsenio 'Sonny' Trinidad- Ashram Monk

External links [edit]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes at the Internet Movie Database

withersprolifece.blogspot.com

Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ace_Ventura:_When_Nature_Calls

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